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Run, Bâri′, run! You’ve got the law after you.

And while you’re at it, run for Illinois State Senator. Run for United States Senator.

Run for President, even!

The point is, young man: RUN!!

You know how racist the police are. Daddy Malcolm said so.

If you can stand it, here’s the scoop:


America, meet Bâri′ M. Shabazz, your inimitable President – the guy who’s expert at running: